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    Sun, 23 Nov 2008

    Survivors
    on BBC tonight. Didn't suck. Colour me surprised!

    Posted at: 23:26:02 23 Nov 2008 [/tv] permanent link

    Patterson Joseph for Doctor Who!
    I thus declare my allegiance. He would be great, in my opinion. BBC news article, if you don't know what I'm talking about

    Posted at: 23:00:46 23 Nov 2008 [/tv] permanent link

    Tue, 01 Jul 2008

    Dr Horrible's Sing-along blog
    What hath the Writers Strike of America wraught? this

    Teaser from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog on Vimeo.

    Posted at: 19:27:39 1 Jul 2008 [/tv] permanent link

    Mon, 31 Dec 2007

    Shadow In The North
    Talking of cracking adaptions of Philip Pullmans work, did anyone see 'The Shadow In The North' the TV adaption of his Young Adult novel, carrying on from 'The Ruby In The Smoke'? Cracking stuff. Bearing in mind that he's writing for the YA market, he manages to write in a way that doesn't talk down, but covers all kinds of subjects. If you haven't see it, go do so (especially as you can do so for the next week via the flash based iPlayer).

    Posted at: 11:20:34 31 Dec 2007 [/tv] permanent link

    Sun, 29 Jul 2007

    Reboot back?
    Glitch! Export to Movie!
    Come on, you konw you want to say "I don't think so.."

    Posted at: 20:45:16 29 Jul 2007 [/tv] permanent link

    Sat, 30 Dec 2006

    Ruby in the Smoke
    A BBC adaption of a Philip Pullman novel, starring Billie Piper of Dr Who fame. The program was really made by the excellent Julie Walters, who really seemed to relish her role as the arch enemy. Quality british drama, this - an excellent bit of work by the BBC - take a quality book, and cast it well. Another point for the license fee!
    I've no idea if it was a faithful adaption of the book, but I intend to find out, especially as it seems to be something of a series he's writing (four books so far?). Ages 11 and up indeed!

    Posted at: 21:53:37 30 Dec 2006 [/tv] permanent link

    Sun, 14 May 2006

    Did you watch Dr Who last night?
    More importantly, did you video it? Go check - 'come dancing' was deemed more important, and overran for 30 mins. So, if you have the last 30 mins, I'd appreciate a copy...

    Oh, Human 2.0? I think so;
    http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/world_conquest_hacks.jpg World Domination Hacks

    Posted at: 08:17:38 14 May 2006 [/tv] permanent link

    Sun, 26 Feb 2006

    Replaced By CGI Please Help
    Via JWZ

    Posted at: 11:35:38 26 Feb 2006 [/tv] permanent link

    Mon, 06 Feb 2006

    Kermit..what are you doing?
    Oh, how the mighty have fallen...

    Posted at: 13:36:22 6 Feb 2006 [/tv] permanent link

    Thu, 12 Jan 2006

    I have a bad feeling about this
    The I.T. Crowd is a new 'satirical' sitcom from C4.

    " The high-rise towers of Renham Industries are full of go-getters, success stories, and winners... apart from in the basement. While their beautiful colleagues work upstairs in fantastic surroundings, the I.T. department - Jen, Roy and Moss - lurk below ground, scorned by their co-workers as geeky losers"

    Although to be honest, I'm amazed we've escaped this long. Yay.

    Posted at: 15:12:50 12 Jan 2006 [/tv] permanent link

    Mon, 28 Nov 2005

    Dalek Porn
    Oh yes, you saw this in your RSS reader and just had to look, didn't you? Disgusting!
    Actually, I'm linking to a BBC article; "They chase the girls around their spaceship and grope them with their plungers," the paper says, before quoting a spokesman for the estate of the Dalek creator Terry Nation: "The reason the Daleks are the most sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like porn. They weren't ever intended to be sexual creatures. It's simple, Daleks do not do porn."
    So, its official. The Daleks do not do porn. You heard it here first.
    Update The Register has more details. Article is SFW, the article it links to, not so much. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to go and do some discrete editing on our web proxy log files..

    Posted at: 16:19:06 28 Nov 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Fri, 25 Nov 2005

    Goodbye Mr Miyagi
    Karate Kid actor Pat Morita dies. I'll always have a soft spot for Mr Miagi, as unrealistic and cliched as those films were.

    Posted at: 21:57:54 25 Nov 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Sun, 20 Nov 2005

    A shiver runs down my spine..
    'The Prisoner' is to be remade. The first question is why, of course, but a quote from the man lined up to executive produce it makes me worried. "Damien Timmer, who has been lined up to executive produce the show, told the television and radio industry magazine that the new series 'takes liberties with the original'."
    Why cant they just invent something original, rather than remake old stuff badly?

    Posted at: 08:35:36 20 Nov 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Sun, 03 Jul 2005

    BBC TV Listings online
    Its creator says it best: backstage.bbc.co.uk launches 7 day TV and radio XML listings.
    There's even a Perl Module ready to manipulate it!
    I tend to use the Guardian's guide, or a rather nifty set of active bookmarks in firefox from Bleb.org, but this has potential to 'roll your own' if this stops working..
    Another great little service from backstage.bbc.co.uk!

    Posted at: 11:57:27 3 Jul 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Tue, 14 Jun 2005

    Missing Dalek Found
    On Glastonbury, apparently. Had it just sloped off for a visit to the festival? Had no-one told it the festival had been and gone? Ah, I can see it now;
    "I wil party! Party! PARTY!"

    Posted at: 12:56:22 14 Jun 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Mon, 13 Jun 2005

    Will someone please think of the children?
    Fears grow for kidnapped Dalek

    Posted at: 08:16:07 13 Jun 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Wed, 18 May 2005

    BBC, Redux
    The press release for the BBC's downloadble TV show trial is here, including a interesting tidbit for podcasting fans;
    "BBC Radio is to extend its own trial of downloading by adding up to 20 radio shows for podcasting."

    Posted at: 12:49:53 18 May 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    BBC To Offer 7 day repeats - via P2P download!
    As the entire Blogsphere appears to be reporting, the BBC is trialling a interactive Media Player which
    "enables users to download programs from bbc.co.uk and watch or listen to them for seven days after they have been on TV."
    Unfortunately, some DRM is involved. Given the BBC's Creative Commons endeavors of late, I imagine this is more to fulfill its charter obligations, not to mention the rights of programs not made by the BBC. Having said that, I fully expect the DRM to be broken within days if not hours of its full release, and I expect the BBC to know this, the cunning devils.
    On the downside, theres no Mac or Linux support. yet. Again, given that they are developing their own OS codes for this, I don't expect that this will go on for long either.
    Happy days. I'm actively enjoying paying my license fee. You go Auntie Beeb!

    Posted at: 12:42:22 18 May 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Mon, 16 May 2005

    Daleks
    "I asked a Dalek (politely of course) if I could take his picture, and suddenly I was surrounded by three Daleks, threatening to exterminate me if I didn't include them in the photo!
    I quickly took the snap and slowly backed away.
    "Where. Are. You. Going?" they demanded.
    "Away - you're too scary," I admitted.
    "We. Are. Supposed. To. Scare. You. We Are Daleks. We Are Daleks," they chanted.
    Fantastic!

    Posted at: 07:44:35 16 May 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Sat, 16 Apr 2005

    BBC Creative Archive
    As pointed out in numerous places across the Blogsphere, the BBC has launched their Creative Archive Yet again the BBC justify their licence fee. No old Doctor Who yet, however, as NTK points out, there is the interesting UKNova should you want to use BitTorrent as your personal video recorder..

    Posted at: 10:06:44 16 Apr 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Thu, 31 Mar 2005

    Microsoft beats Apple to Video Download Service?
    It would seem so, according to this Slashdot article.. What with the PSP being heavily debuted as a video/TV platform in addition to the games (heck, I had a Nintendo Gameboy I don't use, and I still want one), it looks like the legal TV download battle is about to begin.
    Is it me, or is this not screaming out for a Linux based solution? I mean, we have MythTV and similar Linux PVR's, that are legendarily hard to setup, why doesn't someone make a Knoppix type bootable CD that works with X different types of TV tuner card? There aren't that many TV tuner PCI cards out there, after all, and Knoppix et al have shown they can get a good looking desktop to work on most hardware - if you locked the functionality down to just PVR stuff initially, it would cut down on development time..
    Hell, I'm sure you could get it to run on a flash based device, and then you could plug it into an ITX style mini box with the hard disk size of your choice, and blam! Instant PVR.
    Well, its a thought.

    Posted at: 21:51:10 31 Mar 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Nooooo!
    New Dr Who Star quits.. What Already?

    Posted at: 08:07:43 31 Mar 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Sat, 26 Mar 2005

    Doctor Who
    Welcome back!

    Posted at: 21:24:07 26 Mar 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Tue, 22 Mar 2005

    I should have finished reading the BBC article..
    The BBC has already run trials with what it calls its Interactive Media Player (iMP), which lets users download programmes for free for up to eight days after they are on TV.
    It did? When! Man, I'd love that. Combine it with an RSS feed, and you'd have TVCasting (ala podcasting). Boy, that would be sweet..

    Posted at: 09:05:58 22 Mar 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    A Taste of Things To Come?
    Channel 5 is going to offer TV episode downloads, as reported at Slashdot and BBC News Online...
    I hope this works well for them.. I'd really like to be able to download TV episodes. The price of 1.50 is probably right - I'd be happy to pay that for the odd 24 or Nip/Tuck, or Simpson's I'd missed. OK, I know they're all US shows, but if it works well here, maybe the BBC will start doing it also - they appear to be looking into it already from assorted comments round the blogsphere (and at ETech recently), and the BBC has tons of archives I'd pay for..

    Posted at: 09:02:40 22 Mar 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Sat, 12 Mar 2005

    Batman fan?
    You have to checkout this quicktime short film!
    Created using Lego (no, trust me, its better than you think), and starring Adam West and Mark Hamil!

    Posted at: 11:45:49 12 Mar 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Sun, 06 Mar 2005

    DivX and MPEG
    When I wrote this I knew I was missing something...
    It turns out (thanks, of all places to macUser magazine), that if I bought the DivEx codec I can plug it into quicktime and export quicktime movies as DivEx, read DivEx in quicktime etc. As far as I understand, anyway..
    Actually, given that I have an iPaq and XDA on text at work, I can try ripping a DVD (with D-Vision or similar. I think ffmpegX may do it) to play on one of those devices just to see what all the fuss is about..

    Posted at: 19:47:19 6 Mar 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    The Muppets!
    ..Have a new home!.. Check out the Swedish Chef's Kitchen..
    Warning, Flash intensive.. :-(

    Posted at: 12:56:48 6 Mar 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Battlestar Galactica Podcasts!
    As pointed out by _sjm_ (now of the misleadingly named rarelyUpdated 2), and making its ways rapidly around the techie blogsphere damn quickly..
    Battlestar Galactica Podcasts! At last! A good use for podcasting! Worthy mentions;
    Raelity Bites
    Ben Hammersley's Dangerous precedent
    BoingBoing
    Ok, so I wish the BBC would podcast all their shows. "In our Time" is not what I had in mind, though v good..

    Posted at: 12:46:37 6 Mar 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Sat, 05 Feb 2005

    Television Episode Downloads
    I've never been entirely comfortable with BitTorrent and downloading TV episodes, so I was interested to see a service called CinemaNow has signed deals to offer per-episode downloads of TV shows. No idea if it will make it across the pond, of course, but I'd really like the option of legally obtaining Tv episodes I miss. Do you hear me Hollywood? I want to give you money! Just don't take the piss, OK guys?
    Of course, if this takes off, it means that there will be a legal way to get Tv episodes, which will remove the objection by Apple to a TV based iPod. Then they could sell the episodes via the iTunes store. Given the market penetration of that into downloadable music ATM, that would be huge, and it would amaze me if they aren't working on something like that..

    Posted at: 08:37:40 5 Feb 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Sat, 29 Jan 2005

    Two Golf car ads.
    No, I don't care a whit about cars. These ads, however..
    This one looks a more official ad for a Golf. Some fantastic digital re-editing of a classic.
    While this one is very, very wrong.. Not, I think, an official VW ad, somehow..
    Warning both require quicktime.

    Posted at: 17:19:19 29 Jan 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Sun, 02 Jan 2005

    Converting mpeg's to VCD's
    So, I finally got somewhere with this. If I'm really lucky, I'll have got the DiVX->MPEG stuff down, as well, but that's another post.
    So, HOWTO encode MPEG files to VCD's using MacOSX and Toast:
    You can probably do this using the OS tools built in, or available via Fink, but Toast has most of the stuff you need, and is a lot easier..

    1. If you have an MPEG file that hasn't been pre-sampled for VCD; you can do this from within Toast with the Video tab and VCD or SVCD options.

    2. If you have an already sampled MPEG, do not use Toast's built-in VCD creation tools, as this will re-sample, and either fail outright, or will only allow you to create a SVCD that the audio slowly gets out of sync on. Apparently this is because Toast is re-sampling it when it creates it, and it gets it wrong. When you encode audio for VCD's you have to do so at a lower (speed? frequency? can't find my notes..), as CD's can't spin as fast as DVD's and the DVD player can't keep up with both the video and the audio.. This is where I was a couple of days ago.
    Since then, I've had more luck. I downloaded VCDToolsX (very hard to find, as he doesn't have it listed on his main page, and this provided the wrapper for vcdimager, which creates a .bin disc image that Toast can write as an image file from one or more MPEG files. Some testing later, and voila! A working VCD, with no audio problems. Only took me two days..

    Now, if I can only find a way of converting DIVx files to MPEG. Or perhaps I should buy a DVD player that plays DIVx?

    Posted at: 12:53:38 2 Jan 2005 [/tv] permanent link

    Mon, 16 Aug 2004

    Mind, Body & Kick Ass Moves
    this documentary is all about martial arts, and covering the martial arts masters of the present. It supposedly carries on from a superb 80's documentary called "Secrets of the Masters", which, if anyone can get me the video's, I will pay you whatever you ask.. Anyway, I cannot get it, since its on BBC 3, which, NTL have decided is a digital-only channel, and I still have analog, and don't wish to pay an extra 10/month for their pleasure..
    So, if anyone sees it on any, say P2P networks, please let me know.. I'm willing to buy the DVD's but as the season hasn't finished, I doubt they're out yet.. grump.

    Posted at: 12:35:50 16 Aug 2004 [/tv] permanent link

    Sat, 03 Jul 2004

    Firefly News!
    Firefly the movie;
    "Slashdot brought the website down faster than Fox took down the tv show! Now I still can't get my Joss fix...."

    Quote from Nathan Fillon's Blog;
    "Morena, of course, is Morena. One look is never quite enough. It is easy to imagine the high class she occupies in the 'verse of Firefly. Gina fuses supermodel and badass in an outfit tailored to her physique. She's been working out, you'll see."

    From Joss When's Blog;
    "The real news, and you heard it here first, is that Universal has thrown down an official release date! So mark your calendars, Browncoats, 'cause if you're planning to get married on April 22nd 2005, you better change the date. Seriously. Who gets married in April? Just change it."

    Posted at: 12:30:47 3 Jul 2004 [/tv] permanent link

    Fri, 14 May 2004

    Blake's 7: The Quotes
    So, I was talking with a friend about Blake's Seven when I decided to check out the memorable quotes. They are way cooler than I remembered, so I'm going to post a few highlights here;

    Vila Restal: This is stupid, Avon!
    Kerr Avon: When did that ever stop us?

    Kerr Avon: I am not expendable, I'm not stupid and I'm not going.

    Kerr Avon: If you didn't want the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

    Vila Restal: Don't leave me here! At least leave me a torch. I don't like the dark. I like to see what I'm scared of.

    Vila Restal: I hate personal violence, especially when I'm the person.

    Vila Restal: I'm entitled to my opinion.
    Kerr Avon: It is your assumption that we are entitled to it as well that is irritating.

    Vila Restal: I've got this shocking pain right behind the eyes.
    Kerr Avon: Have you considered amputation?

    Roj Blake: Hang on everyone, this is going to be rough!
    Vila Restal: I don't mind rough. It's fatal I'm not keen on!

    Vila Restal: I think I just made the biggest mistake of my life.
    Orac: It is unlikely. I would predict there are far greater mistakes waiting to be made by someone with your obvious talent for it.

    Yes, Avon and Villa got all the best lines. Ah my. Good nostalgia. Don't want to watch it again, though.. the scenery wobbles. My childhood would never withstand it.

    Posted at: 08:01:09 14 May 2004 [/tv] permanent link